Bacon

Wilbur’s Remix

wilburAt the end of the day | We’re Bacon and We Know It | Some Robot that I Used to Know | Pig on Fire | Needs a title

-At the end of the day-
(At the End of the Day parody)

At the end of the day you’re another day closer
And that’s all you can say for the life of the robots
It’s a struggle, it’s a war
And there’s nothing that anyone’s building
One more day standing about, what is it for?
One day less to be building.

At the end of the day it’s another day sooner
And the pig on your rocket doesn’t keep out the chill
And they days they hurry past
They don’t hear the FRC kids crying
And the ship date is coming on fast, ready to bag
One day nearer to sleeping!

-We’re Bacon and We Know It-
(I’m Sexy and I Know It parody)

Yeah, yeah
When we walk on by, people be seeing that pigs do fly
We dance to the beat, Cotton Eyed Joe and the Electric Slide, yeah
This is how we roll, orange and green pigs outta control,
It’s Wilbur with the curly tail
Our bacon’s in the pan not da pail

Ah… Girl sizzle that bacon [x3]
Ah… I cook out
Ah… Girl sizzle that bacon [x3]
Ah… I cook out

Wilbur: When I walk into build (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
Everyone: We’ve got bacon in the pan and we ain’t afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

We’re Bacon and we know it [x2]

Yeah
When we’re at a comp, everybody wants our piggies (yeah)
And when we’re doing outreach,
We’re looking for sponsors, oh yes please! (what)
This is how we roll, come on team it’s time to go
We’re in the airport but, baby don’t be nervous
No tools, no drills, and we aren’t that dangerous (watch)

Ah… Girl sizzle that bacon [x3]
Ah… I cook out
Ah… Girl sizzle that bacon [x3]
I cook out

When I walk into build (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
We’ve got bacon in the pan and We ain’t afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

We’re Bacon and we know it [x2]

We’re Bacon and we know it…

Check it out [x2]
Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle, yeah [x3]
Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle yeah, yeah
Just-a sizzle man
Yeah we sizzle man
Yeah
We’re Bacon and we know it

Ah… Girl sizzle that bacon [x3]
Ah… I cook out
Ah… Girl sizzle that bacon [x3]
Ah… I cook out

-Some Robot that I Used to Know-
(Someone that I Used to Know parody)

Now and then I think of when we were together
When Rebound Rumble was the game we played
We built a robot that could shoot for threes
But we failed to score consistently
But that was lone star, it’s an ache I still remember

Killer bees invented an attachment called a stinger
To help you balance at the end, always the end.
But ball starvation brought us to our knees
Cuz every ball we made you tried to seize
And scoring points became too hard for our alliance

But you didnt have to push me off
Pin me longer then five seconds and then break my robot
I know you earned a penalty, but it just could not make up for all the bot debris
No you didn’t have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your robots and then leave us crying
I guess you got a red card though,
Now you’re just some robot that I used to know

Now youre just some robot that I used to know
Now youre just some robot that I used to know

Girl: now and then I think of all the times you ran me over
But had me believing it was always something that I’d done
But I don’t wanna play that way
And somebody would’ve had to pay
I knew I couldn’t let It go
So I made sure that I made you just a robot that I used to know

Boy: But you didnt have to push me off
Pin me longer then five seconds and then break my robot
I know you earned a penalty, but it just could not make up for all the bot debris
No you didn’t have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your robots and then leave us crying
I guess you got a red card though,
Now you’re just some robot that I used to know

A robot (that I used to know)
A robot (now your just a robot that I used to know)

-Pig on Fire-
(Girl on Fire parody)

He’s just a pig and he’s on fire
Hotter than team 67, higher than a highway
He’s holding a rocket and it’s on fire
Higher than team 987, but he only wants to fly away

Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
He’s got both hooves on the rocket
But it’s burning down
Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
He’s got his head in a sprocket
And he’s not coming down

This pig is on fire…
This pig is on fire…
He’s flying with fire…
This pig is on fire…

Looks like a pig, but he’s bacon
So fast, he can burn your eyes
Better look the other way
You can try but you’ll never forget his name
He’s up above the world
Bestest of the bestest teams say

Ohhhh oh oh oh
We got both hooves on the rocket
And it’s burning down
Ohhhh oh oh oh oh
Got our head in a sprocket
And we’re not coming down

This pig is on fire…
This pig is on fire…
He’s flying with fire…
This pig is on fire…

Everybody stares, as he goes by
‘Cause they can see the flame that’s on his tail
Watch him when he’s lighting up the night
Nobody knows that he’s Exploding Bacon
And it’s a FIRST robotics team
But he gon’ let it burn, baby, burn, baby

This pig is on fire…
This pig is on fire…
He’s flying with fire…
This pig is on fire…

Oh, oh, oh, oh ohhhhh oh oh oh ohhh oh oh oh ohhhh… [4x]

He’s just a pig and he’s on fire

-Needs a Title-
(Thrift Shop Parody)

What, what, what, what… [x7]

Bada, badada, badada, bada… [x9]

[Hook:]
I’m gonna watch some teams
Only got twenty left in my folder
I – I – I’m hunting, looking for a partner
This is Exploding Bacon

[Verse 1:]
Nah, Walk up to the comp like, “What up, I got a big bot!”
I’m so pumped about some shirts from the merch shop
Ice on the floor, we’re so cool and frosty
That people like, “Wow, That’s a cool bot, piggy”
Rollin’ in, orange and green, headin’ to the queuing,
Dressed in all orange, ‘cept my closed shoes, those are green
Draped in a SPAM cape, friends standin’ next to me
We should have switched that motor
It smells like magic smoke
(Psssssss)
But now, lost us ninety-nine points! (Bag it)
Coppin’ it, washin’ it, ’bout to go and get some compliments
Passin’ up on those cheese nachos
Everyone else’s been throwin’ up
But me and team 180 man
I am defendin’ and tossin’ and
Savin’ my alliance and I’m supa happy that’s a veteran team

I’m a take your shooter style, I’m a take your shooter style,
No for real – ask your mentor – can I see a video? (Thank you)

Mascot outfit and some hairspray
Helping those rookie teams all down the alleyway
They had a broken keyboard, I fixed a broken keyboard
I slept on a blanket, then I fixed a C-board
Hello, hello, my ace man, my Mello
The Pink Team ain’t got nothing on my frisbee game, oh no
I could take some new teams make them cool, use those
The oldie teams would be like “Aw, he got the rookies”

I’m gonna watch some teams
Only got twenty left in my folder
I – I – I’m hunting, looking for a partner
This is Exploding Bacon

I’m gonna watch some teams
Only got twenty left in my folder
I – I – I’m hunting, looking for a partner
This is Exploding Bacon

[Verse 2:]
What you know about rockin’ a pig on your noggin?
What you know about Monty Python’s coconuts a-clompin?
I’m picking, I’m picking, I’m searching through the four thousands
One team’s trash, that’s another team’s partner
Thank FIRST Robotics for setting this up
‘Cause right now I’m up in here collecting
I’m at the alley, you can find me in the (scholarship)
I’m not, I’m not sick of searchin’ in that section (scholarship)
WPI and Clemson and Yale and Kettering
I’ll take those buttons and backpacks and scholarships, I rock those safety glasses

The built-in E-stop with the reboot on that computer
I hit the button and they stop all comms on the field
That’d be like, Einstein – let’s not yield
I’m like, “Yo – let’s throw paper airplanes through the night”

Limited edition, let’s do some simple addition
Fifty airplanes flying through air – that’s just a lot of litter (yeah)
I call that being iliterite
I call that being inconsiderate
That plane’s flying high
But it is not like the pig on a rocket on the front of our orange t shirts
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Trying to get hints from online? Man you know you won’t
Man you know you won’t

(St. Louis, watchin’ teams… yeah!)

I’m gonna watch some teams
Only got twenty left in my folder
I – I – I’m hunting, looking for a partner
This is Exploding Bacon

[Bridge: x2]
I wear all orange clothes
I look incredible
I wear those big huge pins
From the teams all down the row

I’m gonna watch some teams
Only got twenty left in my folder
I – I – I’m hunting, looking for a partner
This is Exploding Bacon

Did your team make those pink pins?